seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends
*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine
Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t
You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
self diagnosing is so hard because everytime you’re like “maybe I am mentally ill” theres also a big part of you going “nah you’re probably just a naturally lazy/nasty/disgusting/useless person trying to find an excuse for your behavior” because of the institutionalized ableism that runs through everything
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with
i didn’t do my homework, but i also didn’t jump off a cliff so i guess we will say today evens out